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A Misunderstanding, an Argument and Sensibility

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Early this morning, I awoke from a nap and could hear people moving about talking about their job. I got up and went to the coffee shop. I had two cups of coffee. Someone, excitedly, asked me to plug in their cell phone charger. The Barista told him there are other plug ins around the room. He plugged it in beside me any way and went outside. Some people sat decide me and were talking loudly and I got upset and left, telling the person waiting for his phone to charge that he would have to watch it himself. I walked around for awhile and talked about it. A couple was saying good bye and seemed sad. I came back to the Coffee Shop and began this letter.


Who am I?

What's the name of the coffee shop?

What did I do on Christmas Eve, Twice?


You can find out a lot about me if you keep reading my autobiography and don't worry I think that it might be interesting to you especially if you like Time and Life Magazine and Arts and Entertainment Media since I worked there taking pictures to share with everyone on a more regular basis back in the 1980's while on a Music World Tour with the greatest ever.

On Christmas Eve of both of the years 1988 and 1989, I was part of the show. In 1988, I was merely an Elf and in 1989, I was Santa Claus! Hollywood was certainly calling for the movie rights just like every one was saying and we were trading and dealing exclusive shares in the future with each and every one of them. We were able to fund some sporting events and felt really great about it. Our time as the County Kings didn't seem to last long enough and there have been many goodbyes and that's all any of us could ever hope to be asking for from the Great Provider.

I have been thinking about the Best Western I have ever seen and I think it has a lot to do Louis Lamour, Harlequin, Julio Iglesias, Selena Gomez and a Rolex, I think it may have been at the Italian Embassy in Mexico with a Gibson and it might of been around the time I was playing with Bon Jovi and U2 and my clothes had to be perfect. Sometimes, we stopped by Eileen Fisher and Forever 21 in Seattle before going on to Mexico aboard a Cruise Ship and to many other Latin American Ports.

DVIDS - MC-130

DVIDS - MC-130

Olde City

My birthday is July 11, 1972 and I was born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and because we moved around a lot most of my memories are of the Kensington Neighborhood where both sides of the family lived from 1960 - 1995. My mom was a Legal Secretary and her mom was a Homemaker with ten kids and my mom was number three and her dad was an Electrician at the Mint. My dad was a Police Officer and his mom was a Homemaker of five and he was number two and his dad was a roofer and a drunk and left grandma but she wasn't a lone and had a live in boyfriend named Jimmy Talley and he worked at the Sears Warehouse on Roosevelt Boulevard near Friends Hospital and Tyson Foods back then but they closedf and now there's a Home Depot there. I liked spending time with them all. I was number three amongst the kids and I was partially orphaned to New York for whatever reason and they weren't real all that clear about it. I have two brothers and one sister and I'm a middle child. I grew up in the Sheriff Academy and the National School with the Retailers Association as well as the School of Performing Arts but I had a lot of success and was able to go to the Civil Service College where I graduated a Doctor Architect Engineer. I spent a lot of time in Atlanta, Denver, Dallas, Los Angeles and Seattle with a lot of visits Soouth and Central America, Canada, Europe, Africa and Asia and a couple of trips to the North Pole and South Pole. Believe it or not I am also an Astronaut and Cosmonaut and I have been to Space a few times. Obviously, I have made a lot of money but I hardly get any for myself now and I am actually between homes, still, because I lent it to the Seattle Commerce Department after a serious on the job injury when I was nineteen and just to keep it real they made me a Minister and I can tell my story anytime I want for money but there going to keep it for a rainy day and that sounds strange because it rains in the Northwest all the time but there's also a lot of poverty around here and some people get mean when they don't have what they need or get what they want and they told me a long time ago that I was great at helping them face facts and try to relax about it which is very tiresome because these days I often feel like maybe I'm just going to start killing them all and then die in a very bloody and painful way because I don't really want to spoend a whole lot of time at the whorehouse in fact that's probably why they had a hard time telling me exactly where that is other then it's kind of the jail and detention center and that was all I needed to know at that time way back then so that obviously keeps me walking a lot of the time and I'm really, really, really, tired. Other thaen that I'm doing fine and I hope that you are too. Remember, to say a prayer for someone less fortunate then yourself because it's good to remember how sweet it is when you can and to try not to brag. Thanks!   

Home Away From Home

I Like History

The Holy Bible and United States Law are my two favorite books to read
for meaning but they're not the only books I like to read. Not only do I have a Medical Doctorate and a Juris Doctorate but I have a Doctorate of Philosophy that started out as a enthusiastic interst in Arts and Entertainment and ended in Architecture and Engineering and for all of that opportunity I now am a Benefactor of Seattle and all of the money that can be made off of the story goes into the Commercial Banks in the area in support of Social Security and Elections and I think that's a pretty good deal. If everything goes according to plan I get about thirty dollars a day, maybe more, but I'm famous and with a rumor that I'm wealthy I'm sure that unless I'm willing to show my loyalty with my body in a steaming hot way I'm going to be outside everynight for the rest of my life ready to explain how it is I got to be the person I am today.
There are as a lot of people that just think it's great to follow me around and say whatever they want about me tempting me to do something really mean right back to them and I can't stand it and they know it so I seem to be having a bad day a lot. I try not to let them ruin me. I'm trying to be strong. I want to be everyone's friend and lover but not their partner in crime or sex. The people that follow me around sometimes act like they are in jail. I think some of them might be a challenge if I was to give them what they're begging for after all I'm forty six years old now and I haven't been in a professional kick-boxing match in over twenty years. I'm a little out of shape. Yes, I'm a prize fighter. Believe it or not I was actually Oscar De La Hoya's sparring partner from time to time. I like Oscar but I haven't seem him in over twenty years either. I barely remember anyone from that far back. I have never really got to know anyone very well because time has always been short and with a hectic schedule of public appearences everywhere I have never really had the opportunity.
I am well traveled.
I have traveled around the world several times and done a lot of interesting things everywhere.
I know it's not over yet but I think that I'm suppose to be a crowd pleaser, now, but the thing is I just don't like group sex and that's a big problem for the crowd because somebody led them to believe that's just not true and I just don't know exactly how they did that except that when I was younger they always told me that I should be on medication. I don't know if that's right but as far as I know I'm doing okay without it.
My dream is to go to be reborn and go to heaven but until that happens I just want to be married with children and a home with a garage and a car and a yard and dogs and cats and the weekends off so that I can have bar-b-que ribs and drink beer a lot. I guess I'm dreaming big. Oh well, what else is there to around here when I'm not speaking to tourists and dodging terrorists?

Boy Meets Girl Frequently

It happens every day,
And it happens every time,
I can’t explain it any better,
You make me feel better,
Since I saw you there,
And I asked you about it,
You didn’t hesitate,
‘Cause, it happens every day,
And now my time is well spent,
Every moment I’m with you,
You know just what to do,
And you do it when I want you to,
I think and you feel,
We made a deal,
Like we’re tiding the wheel of fortune,
Around and around and around...,
It happens every day,
And it happens every time,
It happens so often,
I can’t seem to unwind without you,
It’s hard to think,
It feels so cold,
The days and nights,
I don’t want to go without you,
And now where has time went,
I’m living life without you,
I never know what to do,
What have you been up too,
How do I get back to you,
Is it really over,
I’m moving on,
Right or wrong,
Right or wrong,
Right or wrong,
It’s just a song,
About the two of us,
Remember the two of us,
All night long,
Was it good or bad,
How about this song...,

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