I Like History

The Holy Bible and United States Law are my two favorite books to read
for meaning but they're not the only books I like to read. Not only do I have a Medical Doctorate and a Juris Doctorate but I have a Doctorate of Philosophy that started out as a enthusiastic interst in Arts and Entertainment and ended in Architecture and Engineering and for all of that opportunity I now am a Benefactor of Seattle and all of the money that can be made off of the story goes into the Commercial Banks in the area in support of Social Security and Elections and I think that's a pretty good deal. If everything goes according to plan I get about thirty dollars a day, maybe more, but I'm famous and with a rumor that I'm wealthy I'm sure that unless I'm willing to show my loyalty with my body in a steaming hot way I'm going to be outside everynight for the rest of my life ready to explain how it is I got to be the person I am today.
There are as a lot of people that just think it's great to follow me around and say whatever they want about me tempting me to do something really mean right back to them and I can't stand it and they know it so I seem to be having a bad day a lot. I try not to let them ruin me. I'm trying to be strong. I want to be everyone's friend and lover but not their partner in crime or sex. The people that follow me around sometimes act like they are in jail. I think some of them might be a challenge if I was to give them what they're begging for after all I'm forty six years old now and I haven't been in a professional kick-boxing match in over twenty years. I'm a little out of shape. Yes, I'm a prize fighter. Believe it or not I was actually Oscar De La Hoya's sparring partner from time to time. I like Oscar but I haven't seem him in over twenty years either. I barely remember anyone from that far back. I have never really got to know anyone very well because time has always been short and with a hectic schedule of public appearences everywhere I have never really had the opportunity.
I am well traveled.
I have traveled around the world several times and done a lot of interesting things everywhere.
I know it's not over yet but I think that I'm suppose to be a crowd pleaser, now, but the thing is I just don't like group sex and that's a big problem for the crowd because somebody led them to believe that's just not true and I just don't know exactly how they did that except that when I was younger they always told me that I should be on medication. I don't know if that's right but as far as I know I'm doing okay without it.
My dream is to go to be reborn and go to heaven but until that happens I just want to be married with children and a home with a garage and a car and a yard and dogs and cats and the weekends off so that I can have bar-b-que ribs and drink beer a lot. I guess I'm dreaming big. Oh well, what else is there to around here when I'm not speaking to tourists and dodging terrorists?