I Like History

The Holy Bible and United States Law are my two favorite books to read
for meaning but they're not the only books I like to read. Not only do I have a Medical Doctorate and a Juris Doctorate but I have a Doctorate of Philosophy that started out as a enthusiastic interst in Arts and Entertainment and ended in Architecture and Engineering and for all of that opportunity I now am a Benefactor of Seattle and all of the money that can be made off of the story goes into the Commercial Banks in the area in support of Social Security and Elections and I think that's a pretty good deal. If everything goes according to plan I get about thirty dollars a day, maybe more, but I'm famous and with a rumor that I'm wealthy I'm sure that unless I'm willing to show my loyalty with my body in a steaming hot way I'm going to be outside everynight for the rest of my life ready to explain how it is I got to be the person I am today.
There are as a lot of people that just think it's great to follow me around and say whatever they want about me tempting me to do something really mean right back to them and I can't stand it and they know it so I seem to be having a bad day a lot. I try not to let them ruin me. I'm trying to be strong. I want to be everyone's friend and lover but not their partner in crime or sex. The people that follow me around sometimes act like they are in jail. I think some of them might be a challenge if I was to give them what they're begging for after all I'm forty six years old now and I haven't been in a professional kick-boxing match in over twenty years. I'm a little out of shape. Yes, I'm a prize fighter. Believe it or not I was actually Oscar De La Hoya's sparring partner from time to time. I like Oscar but I haven't seem him in over twenty years either. I barely remember anyone from that far back. I have never really got to know anyone very well because time has always been short and with a hectic schedule of public appearences everywhere I have never really had the opportunity.
I am well traveled.
I have traveled around the world several times and done a lot of interesting things everywhere.
I know it's not over yet but I think that I'm suppose to be a crowd pleaser, now, but the thing is I just don't like group sex and that's a big problem for the crowd because somebody led them to believe that's just not true and I just don't know exactly how they did that except that when I was younger they always told me that I should be on medication. I don't know if that's right but as far as I know I'm doing okay without it.
My dream is to go to be reborn and go to heaven but until that happens I just want to be married with children and a home with a garage and a car and a yard and dogs and cats and the weekends off so that I can have bar-b-que ribs and drink beer a lot. I guess I'm dreaming big. Oh well, what else is there to around here when I'm not speaking to tourists and dodging terrorists?

Toro and Running witht he Bulls

When I was a child, I ran with the Bulls in Spain and I became a Matador and a Mentor for the children younger than myself and the unemployed said everyone that mattered in my life at the time and most of the parents after meeting me were just fine with that job so I could make an honest contribution to the neighborhood church. I had been working for Disney for several years a member of the Mickey Mouse Club. My parents enrolled me there before school and I helped in the studio and the sound stage in Las Angeles, Californnia, sometimes working at the theme park and I was on the set of escape from witch mountain a good friend of Brooke Shields who was just a few short years older then me. I meant Ice Cube and I helped make the movie in South Central LA with all the brothers from the Crips and Bloods that was thinking about settling down. Ice Tea was a strong influence on me and wanted to let me know that in them days if you help bring it in you keeping down and you alright with everyone. I had worked for years with the Red Hot Chili Peppers and John Frasconi was my Guitar partner off and on for a long time and I think he knew that when I turned twelve in 1984 that the Grateful Dead gave me the Band and we continued to tour for a long time every year. I went to New Woodstock and I played Guitar for almost a million people for a little while. My life changed when I was nineteen years old after they offered me the City Church Minister Job for the rest of my life. I really want children to get a twelth grade education with opportunity of college before they have sex and anything other than that requires a conversation if you care to know how I fell about it, understand? I bought the orphanage with all the guys I worked with from the barracks and we made a lot of promises and set aside a lot of money and future earning here in Seattle to keep the law and that's what we aims to do. I went on Tour out of Seattle with Cinderella and came back in poppa because of a strong relationship that was made with Selena Gomez and a continued relationship with Ricky Martin and Julio Inglesias and I do think Neil Diamond, the Bees Gees, my friends of several years helped out a lot. It was duing the time, Ricky Martin was making the transition from Joey on the hit tv show blossom and the girl on the show was my med svchool student and we were both studying neuropsychology and working part time at the Hospital, she was often my nurse and I was often her bodyguard and our parents agreed on something about our relationship cause I'm sure we both still alive but in diffent parts of the realm and think about each other sometimes like a really great King Arthur story all our own. Later in life, after making a few Records with everybody you might of heard about on the radion, almost, especially at CBS, I went to work at Warner Brothers Studios and over at the General Hospital in Madison, Wisconsin and I helped work on the Artificial Heart and made Surgeon when I was permitted to massage the Heart while the skin graphes were set in place and then participate in a demostration to address several worthwhile charities involving education requirements at City Hall.     

To be continued..., If I make it!

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